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11.18
Good thing Black Friday is around the corner
I enjoy watching sports as much as the next guy... well, the next woman-man-pet-earth lifeform (friggin' P.C.)
You gather a bunch of friends together, imbibe if you must and yell obscenities at the television.
Ah yes, dinner during a Cowboys game has never been so much fun.
For instance, how many times have you heard, "Man! I could just hurl my shoe through that TV."
Answer: MANY?! Namely this year. (No offense, Cowboys. But face it, you guys are sucking out loud.)
I bring that up to note that emotions rage and are often expected watching sporting events.
And then, there's this gignormus tool: Meet Steven N. Cowan, a 67-year-old man from Vermont, Wis.
[Cowan] fired a shotgun at the television in his house Monday evening while watching the performance night of Dancing With the Stars. Dane County police were called to the residence after Cowan’s wife fled their home and phoned saying her husband, who authorities believe suffers from bipolar disorder, was intoxicated, armed, and threatening to commit suicide.
Yes, I believe by the looks of every station on TV carrying a Palin in some form or another that Armageddon is upon us, but seriously? Dancing With the Stars?!
Anyone got a man card revocation to do? A labotomy, maybe?
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