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11.01
T&A Gets in Your Local Cafe
Imagine, it's a brisk, winter morning and you're stumbling out of the front door. You have your work, keys, cash and I.V. bag of 5-hour Energy. Sure, you're seeing double and still have a bad case of the crusties in your eyes, but you are ready to take on the world.
And then it dawns on you, "Coffee. I need coffee." Your stomach starts to sound like Jabba the Hutt oogling Princess Leia, so you jaunt to the local coffee shop for the fix.
You walk in the store looking for a flapamocha macapacaphina coaco, and according to the Fort Worth Business Press, you will end up getting some ta-tas and a side order of badunkadunk.
Bikini-clad baristas? Almost. Coffee Dreamers of Texas, a new West Fort Worth coffee shop that is expected to open by mid-November, will feature baristas in Daisy Duke-inspired attire. Owner John Holland said the idea came from a Seattle-based drive-through coffee kiosk chain called Cowgirls Espresso. There, the servers wear bikini tops and have different themed outfits for each day.
Keeping it classy in Funkytown Fort Worth.
I'm not the most experienced coffee drinker. In fact, I loathe the stuff, but I dig a lemon or pumpkin cake as much as the nice guy. That said, I can't imagine some half-butt-naked java jezebel serving me my gluten-laden piece of heaven. I would be afraid something would get on it, and then I'd have to throw it away and possibly stab my eyes out with a fork.
Thanks, but I'll stick with a Big Red from my local QT.
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